Man Kidnapped And Forced To Buy A PlayStation 3
There are many things you could say with a title like that, but instead of going down the “Sony is getting desperate to sell consoles”, or “It’s the only way any sane man would consider buying a PS3”, we’ll stick with the facts. And those are that sometimes, people want something so badly that yeah, they kidnap you and force you to buy it for them.
Kyle Yarkosky was apparently taken from near his house into the back of a van by David Daniels and “an Asian looking guy” at gunpoint. As Kyle was then ordered to steal his grandfather’s credit card, drive to a local shopping centre so they could purchase a shotgun, but when the gun counter was closed, what’s the next best thing to a shotgun? A PS3! After which he was free to go.
Well let’s hope they had fun with the PS3, cause they won’t be able to take it with them where they’re going.
Source: NapleNews
WTF!!
PETER BISCUIT AND ETHAN BOSS FTW